Fuck Me You’re Stupid

These Filthy flames will be the envy of your coworkers and besties not only for their filthy and absurd messages, but also the amazing smells.

The text below will be what is shown on this particular candle.

"For that special person that is a few cans short of a six pack , just light this "Fuck me you’re Stupid" candle and as the sweet aroma fills the air, let their stupidity wash over you knowing that even though you have to put up with it right now, they are the fucker who has to live like that forever.

"With subtle scents of What the Fuck, Who the Fuck and How the Fuck, this candle will soothe and alleviate the symptoms of disbelief that you may feel at even the most stupidist of idiots you encounter on a daily basis."

Each candle will burn for approx 35 - 45 hours depending on external conditions and is made from Soy Wax and a specialised blend of natural essential and fragrance oils specifically made for candles.

**Please note that the fragrances displayed on the label are for " SHOW ONLY" and the fragrance that the candle will actually smell like is the fragrance that is chosen when ordering the candle.**